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7 Women, 4 Men
1 Set
It’s Christmas-time in the small town of Fayro, Texas,
and the Futrelle Sisters — Frankie, Twink and Honey Raye — are
not exactly in a festive mood. A cranky Frankie is weeks overdue
with her second set of twins. Twink, recently jilted and bitter about
it, is in jail for inadvertently burning down half the town. And hot-flash-suffering
Honey Raye is desperately trying to keep the Tabernacle of the Lamb’s
Christmas Program from spiraling into chaos. But things are not looking
too promising: Miss Geneva, the ousted director of the previous twenty-seven
productions, is ruthless in her attempts to take over the show. The
celebrity guest Santa Claus — played by Frankie’s long-suffering
husband, Dub — is passing a kidney stone. One of the shepherds
refuses to watch over his flock by night without pulling his little
red wagon behind him. And the entire cast is dropping like flies due
to food poisoning from the Band Boosters’ Pancake Supper. And
when Frankie lets slip a family secret that has been carefully guarded
for decades, all hope for a successful Christmas pro-gram seems lost,
even with an Elvis impersonator at the manger. But in true Futrelle
fashion, the feuding sisters find a way to pull together in order to
present a Christmas program the citizens of Fayro will never forget.
Their hilarious holiday journey through a misadventure-filled Christmas
Eve is guaranteed to bring joy to your world!

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“A fluffy confection verging on guilty pleasure.” Mountain
Express, Asheville, NC
“Funny and entertaining.” Asheville
Citizen-Times, Asheville, NC
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